9) Tu viens de regarder s’il n'y avait vraiment pas le n°5.

10)Tu as souri parce que c’est bête.

11) Et tu vas le copier,coller pour faire et faire rigoler les autres.

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Les 10 verités de la vie

1:Tu ne peux pas toucher toutes tes dents avec ta langue.

2:Tous les idiots, après avoir lu la 1 ère vérité, l'ont essayé.

3:La 1 ère vérité est un mensonge.

5:Tu souris maintenant car tu te sens bête.

6:Tu feras bientôt copier/coller ce message sur ton profil pour le faire profiter à un autre débile dans ton genre.

7:Y'a encore un sourire débile sur ton visage, n'est-ce pas ?

8:Tu n'as même pas rémarqué qu'il n'y a pas de numéro 4.

9:Tu viens d'aller vérifier!

10:Et encore un petit sourire...

Tu tiens a moi (Envoie j'aime)

Tu m'aimes en amie (Met 2 cœurs <3 <3)

 

Je te manque (Met un :/)

 

tu me trouve belle (met un :)) )

 

tu me trouve pas tres belle (met un :(( )
Tu m'aimes en amour (Met :* <3 en message privé)

 

tu veux me connaitre et plus si affiniter (met <<<333 par message privé )
Copie ça sur ton QSJ, tu pourrais être surpris(e)

JE SAIS 11 CHOSE SUR TOI

1)tu es un humain
2)tu es entrain de lire se message

3)tu ne pe pa dire la lettre P sans toucher tes levres

4)tu vien d'assayer

6)tu te sens con

7)tu continu bettement a lire

8)ta pa vu ke ta louper le 5

9)tu viens de regarder si c vrai

10)tu rigole car c bete

11)tu va le mettre dans ton QSJ pour faire chier o otre dollz

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VOILA !!!!!

Maintenant tu as 1 minute pour pouvoir publier ce message dans ton qsj .. 
si tu ne le publie pas, il arrivera le contraire de ton voeu...

Le fils et son papa : 
- Dis papa qu'est ce qui a 10 pattes, qui est vert et bleu et qui mesure environ 10 centimètres? 
- Je ne sais pas. 
- Moi non plus, mais tu l'as dans le cou !

C'est un garçon qui est dans la rue avec son père :
- Papa tu as vu la belle voiture ?
- Oui je l'ai vu
- Papa tu as vu le policier ?
- Oui je l'ai vu
- Papa tu as vu l'avion
- Oui je l'ai vu
- Papa tu as vu .....
- OUI JE L'AI VU !!!!!!
- Ba alors pourquoi tu as marché dedans ???

 

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