Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x2)

Keep a rattlesnake as pet

Sell both the kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of superglue

“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x2)

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station plat 

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the plat s 

They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die ie

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die