I've got a feeling...

Tonight Gonna be Good Good Night!

I'm feelin' like

DANCIN'!!!!!!!!

[LOL J'ai plein d'pièces mais j'sais pas quoi en faire xD]

I wasn’t that drunk

 Dude, you picked up a mexican girl and yelled

"DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, when I tried to take the bottle away from you, you kept yelling

  "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you went up to a semi-truck and whispered

  "I know your secret Optimus Prime".

I wasn't that drunk 

Dude, when the cop pulled you over and asked "papers" 

you yelled "SCISSORS" and drove away.

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you fed my cat a Pop Tart and said

 "Why u no sh*t rainbows out your butt nioncat!!!!!"

I wasn’t that drunk

 Dude, you jumped off my bunkbed shouting

  "I do believe in fairies!"

I wasn’t that drunk

 Dude, you were in my kitchen slicing up all of my pineapples screaming

  "SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE".

I wasn’t that drunk

 Dude, you jumped off of my roof naked screaming

  "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you held up my cat in the air and started singing

  "The Circle of Life!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you were in my closet yelling 

"WHERE THE F*CK IS NARNIA!?"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude you hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried

  "Dumbledore You're Back!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you put your hat on and started muttering 

"not slytherin, not Slytherin"

Petites rectifications : 

 1. J'dors pas en classe, j'économise mon énergie pour la pause.
 

2. J'me distrais pas, j'inspecte mes affaires.

3. J'triche pas pendant les exams, je compare mes réponses avec celles de mes voisins.

 
 4. J'fail pas mes exams, c'est les profs qui me les font failer. 

 
5. J'sacre pas, j'montre au monde entier qu'j'suis catholique.

 
6. J'insulte pas les profs, j'suis juste honête avec eux.

  
7. J'endomage jamais l'établissement, je r'fait la déco...  à MA façon!

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude you picked up my hamster and said

  "Go PICKUCHUE!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you were trying to swim in mud and yelling

  "I'm In Wonka's Chocolate River!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you were arguing with yourself over the phone

  and got upset when you hung up.

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you spent 2 hours tryin’ to drown my goldfish.

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you were jumping on my bed while yelling

  "RedBull Gives You Wings!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you pushed my girlfriend in the sea saying

  "Be free ARIEL!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you threw a squirrel in my pool and yelled 

"SANDY, Bikini Bottom Needs You!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you stood in my toilet

 and tried to flush yourself into the ministry of magic.

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story.

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude you gave a midget a mushroom and said

 "GROW MARIO GROW!"

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo!

Allez ça suffit, j'ferais p't-être mieux de m'arrêter là avant de vous rendre tous aussi cinglé que moé xD

So Right Now, 3 options s'offrent à toi...

1) Tu me laisses un +2

2) tu me laisses un message par comm ou par mp

3) Toutes ces réponces

Bonne délibération... xD

Bon allez, une petite dernière pour la route...

I wasn't that drunk

 Dude, you covered yourself in glitter and screamed

  "I’m Edward Cullen!"