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âge:12 ans
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Kiss a tout le monde et merci d'avoir lu jusqu'au bout!^^
Blague de Toto
Un jour Toto rentre de l'école où il a apprit des 'grands' quelques nouveaux mots pas très jolis.
- Maman, ça veut dire quoi 'connard' ?
Alors la maman répond:
- Heu... ça veut dire 'visiteur'.
- Et ça veut dire quoi 'bite' ?
- Hem... ça veut dire 'chemise'
- Et ça veut dire quoi 'merde' ?
- Heu... ça veut dire 'fauteuil'
- Et ça veut dire quoi '***r' ?
- Pfff... ça veut dire 'repasser'
Et enfin Toto arrête de poser ses questions débiles.
Un jour, pendant que la mère de Toto est en train de repasser, un gars sonne à la porte d'entrée...
Toto ouvre et dit:
'Salut, connard. Assieds-toi dans la merde. Maman est en train de ***r la bite à papa!☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
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11 truc sur toi
1) Tu es en train de lire ce qsj .
2) Tu es humain. (ou presque).
3)tu ne peux pas p sans toucher tes lévre.
4) Tu viens d'essayer...
6) Tu te sens bette
7) Tu continues bêtement à lire.
8) T'as même pas remarqué que ya pas le n°5.
9) Tu viens de regarder s’il n'y avait vraiment pas le n°5.
10)Tu as souri parce que c’est bête.
11) Et tu vas le copier,coller pour faire rigoler les autres.
3ans : "Maman Je t'aime" , A 10 ans : "Maman N'importe quoi", A 16 ans: "Oh mon Dieu ma mère m'énerve" , A 18 ans: "Je veux partir de cette maison" , A 25 ans: "Maman t'avais raison" , A 30 ans: " Je veux retourner chez ma mère ", A 50 ans : "Je ne veux pas perdre ma mère", A 70 ans: "Je donnerais n'importe quoi pour que ma mère soit la" . On a qu'une mère et si tu l'aime poste le sur ton qui suis-je ♥.bisous a+ ;)
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n°1. Je dois te dire un secret regarde le n°5
n°2. La réponse est au n°11
n°3. Ne te met pas en colère hein !... mais va au n° 15
n°4. Calme-toi va voir le n°13
n°5. Regarde d'abord le n°2
n°6. Ne sois pas en colère regarde au n°12
n°7. J'ai juste voulu te dire :noublie pas mon +2
n°8. Ce que j'ai voulu te dire c'est... La réponse est au n°14
n°9. Sois patient, regarde au n°4
n°10. C'est la dernière fois, je vais te le dire... Va au n°7
n°11. J'espère que tu n'es pas fâché si je te dis.. va regarder le n°6
n°12. Désolé, regarde au n°8
n°13. Calme toi !! Va voir au n°10
n°14. Je ne sais pas comment te le dire mais va au n°3
n°15. Tu dois être vraiment fâché, regarde le n°9
de plus en travaillant !